Heidi Klum has finally revealed the reasons behind her split from her former husband Seal. The German supermodel stated that not only was Seal lazy and had terrible breath, but that he also constantly wet the bed.
RYDER ASKS FOR ONE LAST ONE-LAST-CHANCE
Cricketer Jesse Ryder has been dropped. Black Caps coach John Wright said Ryder was bound to be dropped sooner or later because he was so f*cking heavy.
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Sonny Bill Williams is facing allegations that the sports star is only dating new girlfriend Jaime Ridge to get closer to New Zealand’s sporting elite. SBW has been quick to defend accusations stating “I really don’t like Matthew Ridge... Having said that, I do respect him. What he and Marc Ellis have done for gay rights in this country is phenomenal”.
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